• Only joking Janet. We're sure this is your team. After all, Billy would never go through the season only making one transfer. Nor would he leave £5 million unspent. Honestly.

So here's Janet's inspirational team. Did I mention the only reason she has any points at all is cos she's got a Man Utd player, the traitor.

Hedman (COV) £2.6m

Nilsson (COV) £2.9m
Harte (LEE) £3.4m

Elliott (LEI) £3,9m
Walsh (LEI) £3.3m

Overmars (ARS) £5.6m
Speed (NEW) £4.3m
Petit (ARS) £4.4m
Gillespie (NEW) £4.3m

Yorke (AST) £8.3m
Wright (WES) £7.8m

Total - Er, £50.8m.

You don't get extra points for saving money you know. This isn't home economics.

And Janet has made 1 (one) transfer