SMITH snaffles Cup!!
You have a Goalie, any 2 defenders, any 2 midfielders and a Striker from your
current squad (Allan). Then, we all play each other as happy families, and
if you beat your mate then you get 3 points, if you draw 1 point, and if
you lose, null pwoi (as they say in The Eurovision Song Contest). And if you've
got the most points after 7 games (that's when you'll have played everyone Allan),
you WIN! Unless someone else has that many points too, in which case you better hope
your goal difference is better than theirs, otherwise it's Goodbye Chuck. And Cup.
Here's the rules then, concise as they may be.
Oh Right then Ted, this'll be the teams then will it?
Position/Team | Titty | Simes | Miller | Andy | Smithy | Willy | Janety | Jock |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Goalkeeper | Martyn | Seaman | Seaman | Myhre | Martyn | Given | Hedman | Myhre |
Defender | Mincer | Winterburn | A.Wright | M.Wright | Winterburn | LePoof | Nillson | Ball |
Defender | Ball | Babayaro | Harte | Unsworth | Adams | Hiden | Walsh | Ehiogu |
Midield | Bowyer | Ginola | Gillespie | Overmars | Ince | Overmars | Speed | Poyet |
Midield | Tosser | Kewell | Berger | Petit | Merson | Ginger | Petit | Redknapp |
Striker | Bender | Riedle | Hasselbaink | Owen | Shearer | Bender | Wright | Dublin |
It's The League Table! | Pl | W | D | L | F | A | Pts | G/D |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Smithy's Redish Girls | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 57 | 23 | 19 | +34 |
Sime's Mighty Red Army | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 61 | 17 | 16 | +44 |
Miller's Cobblers Defense | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 52 | 14 | 16 | +38 |
Titty got Robbie banned | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 23 | 19 | 12 | +4 |
Janet's Cobblers Attack | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 10 | 26 | 6 | -16 |
Willy's Crap Army | 7 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 17 | 5 | -9 |
Andy's Golden Army | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 45 | 4 | -40 |
Jock's won a game! | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | -5 | 50 | 3 | -55 |
Round One....
Titty 2 v 12 Simon, Willy 1 v 4 Miller, Jock -2 v 11 Smithy, Janet 2 v 3 Andy
and also (cos we're running out of Saturday's)
Titty 2 v 4 Miller, Willy 1 v -2 Jock , Simon 12 v 2 Janet, Smithy 11 v 3 Andy
played 13th March, deffo.
Titty 4 v -3 Andy, Simes 5 v 4 Miller, Willy 5 v 6 Smithy, Janet -1 v -4 Jock
played 20th March.
Oh Dear Mr Ramsay.
Titty 1 v 8 Smithy, Andy -1 v 12 Simes, Windy 19 v -4 Jock, Janet 6 v 1 Ian
played 3rd April.
Hmmmm, and I thought this was going to be close.
Jock 8 v 3 Andy, Janet 2 v 5 Miller, Smithy 10 v 6 Simon, Willy 0 v 3 Titty
played Eater Monday.
Jock -1 v 3 Titty, Andy 0 v 8 Miller, Smithy 3 v 2 Janet, Willy 0 v 0 Simon
played 17th April.
Titty 8 v -1 Janet, Andy 0 v 0 Ian, Smithy 8 v 8 Stephen, Simes 14 v 0 Jock
played 16th May
So, Smithy scraped a draw against Stevo to win the Cup, Titty and Janet played out a
meaningless mid-table fixture, Willy and Andy competed for goals in a traditional 0-0 bore draw and Simes proved his form
a little late with a thumping victory over the ever-hapless Mr Ramsay. Well done Pueblo, you won the last ever Cup competition.
Until next season.
Round Three....
Round Four....
Round Five....
Round Six....
Final Round (Seven)....
Um, back to some other crap