J.P.Angel AST S closed 26th January. Joins Worthing Originals for £16.1m. Initial bid of £8.4m from Clean Ox, rivals of £7.0m from Saintnogood, £9.1m
from Westerlo FC and £11.1m from Deacon Deacon Deacon Chumps.
S.Varga SUN CB closed 26th January. Joins Westerlo FC for £1.5m. No rival bids.
Edu ARS M closed 26th January. Joins Deacon Chumps for £10.1m. Rival bid of £5.5m from Westerlo FC
R.Mancini LEI S closed 26th January. Joins Deacon Chumps for £1.6m. Rival bid of £6.5m from No Combines was after deadline.
G.Doherty TOT FB closed 17th January. Joins Clean Ox Fc for £4.6m. Initial bid £3.1m from Fake Plastic Trees.
J.Litmanen LIV M closed 17th January. Joins Lightning 505 for £16.3m. Initial bid £11.0m from Deacon, rival bids of £11.3m from Fake Spastic Trees,
£15.4m from Late Entry and £7.0m from Saintnogood. Not fair.
P.Okon MID CB closed 17th January. Joins Deacon Chimps for £3.1m. No rival bids.
P.Stamp MID M closed 17th January. Joins Deacon Chimps for £1.0m. No rival bids.
B.Diomede LIV M closed 8th January. Joins Fake Plastic Nob Ends for £2.1m. No rival bids.
S.Ameobi NEW M closed 8th January. Joins Waa Lass Utd for £4.0m. No rival bids.
J.P-Angel AST S closed 9th January. All bids cancelled. Overuled by FIFA
C.Karembeu MID FB closed 9th January. Joins Sloppy Steven XI for £6.0m. Initial bid of £2.0m from FP Trees.
D.Anderton TOT M closed 9th January. Joins Saintnoeffingood for £8.0m. Initial bid of £7.2m from Fake Plastic, rival £6.0m Sloppy Steven XI
T.Soldvedt SOT M closed 9th January. Joins Saintanygood for £3.0m. Initial bid of £1.0m from Waa Lass United.
D.Huckerby MCY S closed 9th January. Joins Waa Lass United for £5.0m. Rival bid of £8.0m from Saintnogood was OVER budget, and therefore invalid.
Stepanovs ARS CB closed 9th January. Joins Sloppy Steven XXXXI for £1.0m. No rival bids.
A.Armstrong IPS S closes 2nd January. Joins Fake plastic Trees for £2.1m. Initial bid of £1.4m from Deacon Chimps.
P.Robinson LEE GK closes 2nd January. Joins Deacon Chumps for £2.4m. No rival bids.
B.Deane MID S closes 2nd January. Joins Lightning 505 for £4.8m. No rival bids.
R.Keane LEE S closed 1st January. Joins Sloppy Steven XI for £1.8m, all rival bids dismissed as this was his 'Santa' prize.
J.Dodd SOT FB closes 19th December. Joins Emaa Roys Ravers for £0.5m. No rival bids.
L.Carsley COV M closes 19th December. Bid withdrawn
S.Staunton AST CB closed 16th December. Joins The Driver Jesters for £0.6m. Immediate bid as advent calendar prize, therefor no rival bids.
M.Thetis IPS CB closed 12th December. Joins Saintnogood for £4.0m. Initial bid of £3m from The Drivers.
R.Song WH CB closed 12th December. Joins You're Double Gingered for £10m. Initial bid of £1.5m from The Drivers, rival bid £4.0m from Saintnogood.
I.Biscan LIV M closed 12th December. Joins Lightning 505 for £8.4m. Initial bid of £2.5m from Fake Plastic Tries.
G.Croft IPS FB closed 12th December. Joins Deacon Benders for £0.9m. No rival bids.
F.Wilnis IPS FB closed 12th December. Joins Bender Chumps for £0.9m. No rival bids.
R.Wright IPS GK closed 6th December. Joins Emma for £3.7m. No rival bids.
W.Bridge SOT M closed 6th December. Joins Sweaty Socks III for £3.1m. No rival bids.
S.Freund TOT M closed 6th December. Joins Sweaty Socks III for £4.1m. No rival bids.
M.Pembridge EVE M closed 6th December. Joins Sweaty Socks III for £4.1m. Rival bid of £1.8m from Deacon Shrimps.
S.Gemmill EVE M closed 6th December. Joins Sweaty Socks III for £4.1m. No rival bids.
D.Williams SUN CB closed 6th December. Joins Sweaty Socks III for £2.7m. No rival bids.
J.Craddock SUN CB closed 6th December. Joins Sweaty Socks III for £2.7m. Rival bids of £1.3m from Deacon Chimps.
D.Batty LEE M closed 6th December. Joins Fake Plastic Trees for £0.8m. No rival bids.
E.Gudjohnsen CHE S closed 30th November. Joins Sweaty Socks III for £7.1m. Initial bid of £5.0m from Waa Lass United.
J.Johansson CHA S joins Revamped Luton Town from Chronic Town for £10.0m.
J.Gronkjaer CHE M closed 21st November. Joins Clean Ox, FC for £3.2m. No rival bids.
D.Traore LIV CB closed 21st November. Joins Fake Plastic Trees for £0.5m. No rival bids.
N.Dabizas NEW CB closed 21st November. Joins Waa Lass Utd for £3.0m. No rival bids.
H.Hreidesson IPS CB closed 14th November. Joins No Combine Harvesters for £2.0m. Invalid rival bid of £5.0m from Saintnogood received after deadline.
N.Weaver MCY GK closed 12th November. Joins The Driver Jesters for £1.0m. No rival bids
G.DeBilde AST S closed 12th November. Joins Fake Plastic Trees for £1.2m. No rival bids
G.Acuna NEW M closed 12th November. Joins Fake Plastic Trees for £1.2m. No rival bids
G.Naysmith EVE FB closed 12th November. Joins Fake Plastic Trees for £1.2m. No rival bids
R.Ullathorne LEI FB closed 7th November. Joins Emma Roys for £0.8m. No rival bids.
I.Tal EVE FB closed 4th November. Joins Clean Ox Fc for £1.2m. Rival bid of £0.8m from Deacon Chumps.
J.Clapham IPS FB closed 4th November. Joins Chronic Town for a crazy £4.7m. Initial bid of £0.8m from Deacon Chumps.
C.Davidson LEI CB closed 4th November. Joins Deacon Chumps for £0.8m. No rival bids.
S.Jokanovic CHE M closed 4th November. Joins Emma Roys Raiders for £6.0m. Initial bid £1.9m Deacon Chumps, rival bid £4.4m Fake Plastic Trees.
M.Svensson CHA S closed 4th November. Joins Deacon Chumps for £1.5m. No rival bids.
J.Kennedy IPS FB closed 4th November. Joins Chronic Town fot £4.7m. Initial bid £4.0m from Emma Roys. Both, mad - but then I am 10th.
C.Ziege joins Fake Plastic Trees in exchange for K.Horlock and £3.0m who go to No Combine Harvesters.
J.Aloisi COV S closed 25th October. Joins Emma Roys for £4.0m. No rival bids.
J.Beattie SOT S closed 25th October. Joins Emma Roys for £4.0m. No rival bids.
S.McCall BRA M closed 22nd October. Joins No Combine Harvesters for £1.5m. No rival bids.
A.Cole ARS FB closed 16th October. Joins Clean Ox, FC for £3.1m. Rival bid of £0.8m from Eckys Aces.
J.Macho SUN GK closed 16th October. Joins Ecky's Aces for £0.6m. No rival bids.
P.Ritchie MCY CB closed 16th October. Joins Ecky's Aces for £0.6m. No rival bids.
M.Keller WES M closed 16th October. Joins Ecky's Aces for £1.0m. No rival bids.
N.Whelan CHA S closed 10th October. Joins Golfer's Plastique for £5.2m. Rival bid of £5.1m from Chronic Town not enough.
S.Lisbie CHA S closed 10th October. Joins Golfer's Plastique for %5.2m. No rival bids.
S.Della-Bona CHE M closed 5th October. Joins Clean Ox FC for £1.6m. No rival bids.
L.Lua Lua NEW S closed 4th October. Joins Westerlo FC for £2.1m. Rival bid of £7.0m from Ecky's Acies was 4 days after deadline.
J.Wright IPS M closed 4th October. Joins Westerlo FC for £1.0m. No rival bids.
K.Gallacher NEW M closed 2nd October. Joins Fake Plastic Trees for £2.1m. No rival bids.
B.Carbone BRA S closed 26th September. Joins Worthing Originals for £21.1m No rival bids.
T.Sorrenson SUN GK closed 26th September. Joins No Combine Harvesters for £1.5m. No rival bids.
D.Tiatto MCY FB closed 26th September. Joins No Combine Harvesters for £1.5m. No rival bids.
N.Dabizas NEW CB closed 26th September. Bid withdrawn.
M.SummerbellMID M closed 22nd September. Joins Deacon Chumps for £0.7m. No rival bids
S.Brown CHA FB closed 22nd September. Joins Deacon Chumps for £0.4m. No rival bids
J.Arca SUN CB closed 20th September. Joins Worthing Originals for £4.2m. Original bid £0.7m Falls to Climb
S.Ameobi NEW M closed 20th September. Bid withdrawn.
Cudicini CHE GK closed 20th September. Joins Worthing Originals for £2.0m. No rival bids.
J.D.Job MID S closed 20th September. Joins Sloppy Steven XI for £4.8m. No rival bids.
M.Hall COV FB closed 13th September. Joins Late Entry for £1.6m. No rival bids.
C.Marsden SOT M closed 13th September. Joins Lightning 505 for £1.0m. No rival bids.
G.Wiekens MCY CB closed 8th September. Joins Emma Royds for £3m. No rival bids.
M.Schwarzer MID GK closed 8th September. Joins Emma Royds for £3m. No rival bids.
S.Johnson DER M closed 8th September. Joins Emma Royds for £4.5m. No rival bids.
A.Campbell MID S closed 8th September. Joins Emma Royds for £3.5m. No rival bids.
T.Flowers LEI GK closed 8th September. Joins Sweaty Socks III for £3.5m. Initial bid of
£2.7m from Worthing Originals, rival £2.1 from Chronic Town.
T.Bramble IPS CB closed 8th September. Joins Emma Royds for £4.5m. Rival bid £2.8m from Worthing Originals.
C.Bellamy COV S closed 8th September. Joins Worthing Origiinals for £12.5m. Rival bid £4.2m from Chronic Town.
D.Traore LIV CB closed 8th September. Joins Deacon Chumps for £1.9m. No rival bids.
W.Bogarde CHE CB closed 8th September. Joins Emma Royds for £6.0m. Rival bid £1.1m from Fake Plastic Trees.
C.Pannicci CHE FB closed 8th September. Joins Lightning 505 for £6.2m. Rival bid £1.2m from Deacon Chumps.
S.Glass NEW M closed 8th September. Joins Deacon Chumps for £0.8m. No rival bids.
S.Wiltord ARS S closed 8th September. Joins XXXXXXXX FC for £9.0m. Rival bids of £6.5m from Westerlo FC and £9.0m from Sweaty Socks III.
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otherwise we'll read it and outbid you, because we think it's funny.